Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

Doinker

The fattest of fattest joints in the galaxy. Can only be rolled with rawthentic rolling papers. Only the best of the best can roll doinkers.

Sully can roll some fucking fat doinkers man

by 420BackwardsBlazeIt January 28, 2019

Doinker

White silly boy with a tendency to get burnt when exposed to the sun light. You can identify them easily as they have a very big penis. If you have one under your care you must know their diet is strictly based on steroids and powder.

-Suh dude.

-Oh, look! Is that a tomato?
-No, it’s just a doinker...

by Doinka69 April 28, 2019

Doinker

The term used to express the sight of someone that resembles a vagrant, tramp or someother rough variation of a homeless person

Look out, he's abit of a doinker!
Oh wow, he IS doink

by Mightylate December 4, 2018

Doinker

A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)

"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"

by Terilynn78 April 14, 2010

doinkers

n.- doinkers are the feather-like hairs that stick up at the back of a scene type hairstyle.

close relative to 'dickers'.

"This morning I was trying to get my doinkers up but they kept falling down. I need a haircut, Goddammit!"

by skank_sam May 17, 2007

Doinker

doinker stands for anything you want it to when regular words are too boring, or when you forget the correct word.

Hey guys, the delivery of doinkers just arrived. Once you're done fixing the doinkers let me know. Maybe tonight we'll go to that doinker bar and I'll buy everyone some shots of Turkey 101.

by creature69 January 30, 2021