I'm so horny I could eat dogfood.
by John Tapley October 8, 2007
Get the dogfoodmug. When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.
My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017
Get the dogfood assmug. by punkdtn May 23, 2006
Get the dogfoodmug. 1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.
Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.
by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007
Get the dogfood scammug. The guy knew many great people through family and friends, some were even kind enough to send him dogfood to snack on while he was in jail to show their appreciation of knowing him and how great it was that everybody in life has no evil in them.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Dogfoodmug. The sexual act of licking and eating shit/clinkers from another persons arsehole. Thus creating a similar image of a dog having its tea.
My girlfriend had a shit last night, but didn’t wipe properly so I ended up dogfooding her all night.
by Passmore69 July 3, 2020
Get the Dogfoodingmug.