Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

by CrunkMonk3y January 5, 2012

give a dog a bone

to shag a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.

bloke1: I'm so pissed right now, i'd give that dog a bone.
bloke2: That's your mum for fucks sake you sick bastard!

by iguanapunk May 31, 2004

dog boned

a term used to describe what happens to nice guys, a girl will love them and play with them for a while but after awhile they just get chewed up buried and forgot about just like a DOG BONE

a nice guy falls for a girl and she toys with his feelings then justs moves on just like a dog does with a dog bone play with it for a while love it then start to chew on it and destroy it then bury it and forget it "dog boned"

by bowwacker June 17, 2013

dog n bone

Australian term meaning Telephone

I need to use the Dog n bone but that dick head wont get off!

by tuff August 17, 2003

Dog Bone

Verb:when the male member is held horizontally and bitten or nibbled

1. i love it when she dog bones its, holds it like a hot dog and bites it.

by 8bitninja November 8, 2010

give a dog a bone

If a woman can "Give a dog a bone", it is to be taken as a compliment that even animals find her attractive. It is taken from the nursery rhyme.

Nick knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.


"Casandra would give dog a bone!"- wayne's world 2

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

give the dog a bone

it means give your girlfriend your cock, and make her suck it real hard

person1: im gona give the dog a bone tonight
person2: like we all needed to know m8
person1: youve done it havent u
person2: ye
person1: exactly u told me you were gona do it

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009