dog wanking fuck stick

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.

now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick

by pax September 18, 2003

dog nut fuck

when the female injects dog "semen" or "cum" into her ass or pussy

I had a great "dog nut fuck" last night

by piss fungus October 3, 2021

Fuck the dog

To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

by tx November 25, 2003

fuck the dog

1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake

Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.

by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2008

fuck a dog

Just like it says. A division of beastility that involves sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being.

Animal Porn slut: "I'm ready to go on camera and fuck a dog."

by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005

Fuck My Dog

An Australian term used in times of great frustration, annoyance, dispair or surprise. Used in occasions where the simple term Fuck is not expressive enough.

You are three quarters the way through an assignment that’s due in a few hours, and you have a power failure and lose your entire assignment. "Fuck My Dog" (dispair)
You are at a bar and accidentally spill your vodka and cranberry drink down the front of your silky white top "Fuck My Dog"(annoyance)
You are challenging your mate to a video game duel and you get beaten for the sixth time in a row, and it’s a close one. "Fuck My Dog" (frustration)
You see unbelievable girl in the street and her boob accidentally pops out of her dress exposing her bare breast. "Fuck My Dog" (suprise)

by AndyOG July 26, 2008

fuck the dog

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.

Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.

by Alex87 July 23, 2008