DOTUS

Dogs Of The United States

German Shepards Major and Chance will become DOTUS in the White House when Joe Biden is President.

by acnyc November 8, 2020

Dofus

A flash-based MMO known for it's overpowered 'Eni' Class.

Boss: Fools, you can't touch this. I rock!
Sadida: God I can't beat this, it's too hax.
Xelor: I know, I can't do anything against it either.
Eni: I'll rock this, watch.
Boss: Mother fucker... Give me back my loot.
Eni: See? Just like that.
*jaws drop*
Both: How did he just do that?
Eni: That's Dofus.

by -Astarael- May 30, 2008

doffus

An idiot.

A klutz.

Oh man - I'm such a doffus, I just cut my leg off.

by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005

Dofuss

Looking really dumb while trying to act funny and/or smart.

"Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.
dooface, duface, r tard, dork, target
Source: mr.steevo, Canada, Nov 2, 2005"
I am a big dofuss.

by KillYourHater December 28, 2005

dotus

Decade of the ultimate send. It's the time when you put everything in, and go for it.

"I'm excited to join the race team for the 2021 season, it's DOTUS time!

by letsalwayssenditfam March 4, 2021

doffus

*doofus

I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.

by GoblinLovingJackass September 7, 2016

Dofus

A MMORPG game that 7+ kids can play.

I'll be playing Dofus on my computer.

by Keithmoises December 9, 2008