Dogs Of The United States
by acnyc November 8, 2020
Get the DOTUS mug.Boss: Fools, you can't touch this. I rock!
Sadida: God I can't beat this, it's too hax.
Xelor: I know, I can't do anything against it either.
Eni: I'll rock this, watch.
Boss: Mother fucker... Give me back my loot.
Eni: See? Just like that.
*jaws drop*
Both: How did he just do that?
Eni: That's Dofus.
Sadida: God I can't beat this, it's too hax.
Xelor: I know, I can't do anything against it either.
Eni: I'll rock this, watch.
Boss: Mother fucker... Give me back my loot.
Eni: See? Just like that.
*jaws drop*
Both: How did he just do that?
Eni: That's Dofus.
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by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005
Get the doffus mug."Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?
You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?
Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.
dooface, duface, r tard, dork, target
Source: mr.steevo, Canada, Nov 2, 2005"
I am a big dofuss.
You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?
Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.
dooface, duface, r tard, dork, target
Source: mr.steevo, Canada, Nov 2, 2005"
I am a big dofuss.
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Get the dotus mug.I'm such a doofus that I can't even spell "doofus" correctly. I spell it "doffus," which doesn't even make sense since it's pronounced "doo fuss." At least if I'd spelled it "doofuss" I'd have had an excuse.
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