letty dressing

a product that you put in your hair to get it to flow like the Mississippi.

Hey chief, toss my the letty dressing so I can get this cabbage flowing like the Mississippi River. Gonna be pulling some absolute 10'ers tonight.

by kenny chezney February 16, 2022

Dressing the Salad

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012

Soft-dressing

A soft-core version of cross-dressing, where a person adds a couple of feminine/masculine items to their outfit to create a semi-androgynous appearance

Is... is Bobby wearing women's lingerie?? I think I can see it creeping out of his backside!" "Yes. He's into soft-dressing didn't y'know.

by FuturePoet September 12, 2010

Testicle Dressing

When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.

Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?

Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .

by dermena September 8, 2015

cross-dressing

The act of dressing and acting as the opposite gender; usually a hobby.

What I do in my spare time.

"I hope my mom doesn't find out about my cross-dressing. It would suck if she walked in and found me wearing my little brother's clothes."

by Pinnku November 22, 2009

Dressing Gown Bobber

A somewhat pleasurable "semi" derived from the relative freedom of wearing nothing but a dressing gown, which is all well and good. However, trying to make your way across the kitchen of a morning in front of friends and family whilst exhibiting an exaggerated bobbing motion from below the waist can subject you to a world of embarrassment.

The sun beaming in through the window as I read the paper and ate my toast this morning precipitated a semi at just the wrong moment. I had to walk past the mother in law with a serious dressing gown bobber!!

by R3ginald November 11, 2014