Apollo's Dodgeball

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

blowing dodge

To get out of a place and/or abandon the responsibility entrusted in that person, likely because of mounting pressure or said person has run out of options.

From the US version of The Office, season 4 episode 4 titled Money.

"I am blowing dodge. I'm getting out of town. Whatever you call it, I am running away from my responsibilities." - Michael Scott

by Der Kommissar February 11, 2009

Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..

Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Dodged a Bullet

When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.

I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by DoubleDDucky June 29, 2016

Nigga Dodge

The dealer you go to to get a scat pack or a hellcat you cant afford (splitter guards included) on some insane financing terms. This dealer also specializes in chrysler 300s (tree hunnit) with giant wheels.

Head on down to nigga dodge get a scat pack for under 35k

by Fcausllc August 2, 2019

mickey-dodger

a female who openly shies away from sex

"Jules says after 3 months she still hasn't slept with Peter, gosh she's such a mickey-dodger"

by MissNO April 6, 2010

cum dodger

A person, usually a porn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial cum shot.

Too bad she's a cum dodger.

by W August 4, 2004