dickpression

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick

This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.

by enslavedimmigrant7 September 27, 2017

dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

depression small dick sad unsatisfied one night stand tiny dick syndrome blue bean TDS

Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

by JazMar October 5, 2016

Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 1, 2023

Dumped dogpression

The withdrawals a person goes to after loosing contact with a dog due to a breakup.

John was an asshole but I’m having real dumped dogpression.

by Csaldawg April 21, 2020

Duckpression

When you buy ducks in college at TSC and play with them for hours everyday with your friends and their duckies but end up having to get rid of them because your landlord caught you (plus they smelt bad and grow really fast) and after their gone you realize how much you really did love them.

The girls of Garman Ave suffered severe duckpression.

by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012

dickpression

depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.

not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.

universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition

Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?

Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .

Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!

Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.

by hushgush February 6, 2022