Gobsmacked

An expression given when Donald Trump speaks

Donald Trump's comments on diet coke left me gobsmacked!

by The Crazy Dancer May 7, 2016

gobsmacked

To be kissed without having a say in the matter.

Did you hear Peter gobsmacked me last night? The only was he was ever going to get his lips on me.

by nvidic June 25, 2009

Gobsmacked

Similar to a lemon party, this sexual act involved older and younger people, however it is an elderly lady with largely saggy boobs that is getting her 'gobs smacked' by a younger male.

Much like a kitten plays with a yarn of wool, batting it around in fascination, the young male smacks the old bat's boobs however he likes
It is also when an old lady wants to get a bit frisky and use her saggy boobs to smack a young male's gob or other parts of his body.

Male: Dude last night an old lady gobsmacked me, it was so good!

Old lady: Oh darling you wouldn't believe how well that 20 year old gobsmacked me last night, it was delightful!

by Bobetta Bobbington May 11, 2011

dadsmacked

when someone smacks something or somebody else as hard as a dad smacking a bee with a shovel into a brick wall.

'bro, he just dadsmacked the hell out of Kyle'
'woah i wish i had seen it!'

by CatraS May 25, 2021

Cobsmacked

Intense surprise or astonishment brought upon by the Huskers, the University or the State of Nebraska in general.
Often times resulting in speechlessness.

The first time he witnessed Memorial Stadium in person, he was left Cobsmacked.

by Cobsmacked February 18, 2022

Gobsmacked

Smitten, infatuated, stunned

The moment Ashley walked into the room I was utterly and completely gobsmacked.

by msbreath December 31, 2023