dmf

dead meat fuck

she was a total DMF

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

DMF

Deadly Man Flu - a nearby terminal Flu.

Man i got a nearly terminal DMF, time to make my last will

by moveax September 26, 2017

dmf

dad I MIGHT fuck

damn that’s a dmf

by inira bambolira June 6, 2021

dmf

depressed man/male face, noticed when a man always looks like he's frowning or sad. gender opposite of rbf, resting b*tch face, when a female constantly looks irritated or annoyed.

eric always looks like he hates his damn life!

nah bro, he's just suffering from dmf.

by boiuyy December 28, 2021

DMF Syndrome

Dumb Mutha Fucker Syndrome - Someone who continuously appears stupid

He just asked if Martha Stewart owns Martha's Vineyard. That boy has DMF Syndrome.

by Miguelito de Pascuales April 26, 2010

DMF-HAND

Die Motherfucker - Have A Nice Day

Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!

by fuzdog July 1, 2011

EMS&DMF

"Eat my shite & die mutha fucka!"
Used in online gaming.

Also see: EMS
DMF

noob: I see you coming. (not realizing that it's just a setup.)
nOOb: (goes for the bait) Ah-ha I got'cha!
nOOb: What do you have to say about yourself now???
(nOOb, base gets NUKED!)
Repo: EMS&DMF!
nOOb: help.

by AZN rule! April 28, 2003