dmfs

1.) To be the ultimate male.
2.) To deliver more male in a single thrust of the pelvis than the postal service and the pony express in the last 126 years combined.
3.) To mess something up
4. Acronym for coolness

1.) Woa that Guy is so DMFS.
2.) God thats the DMFS pint.
3.) Damn, I totally DMFS'd that.
4.) DMFS, Dave "Mother Fuckin" Slate

by Jb0y09 February 08, 2008

DMF

Destructive Miniature Female

Think of an 8 year old girl that is a professional black belt and an anger problem. "She is a DMF"

Another example is a short 17 year old girl with the looks of a ten year old and the strength of 5 grown men is a DMF.

by MiniClozapineLove August 10, 2011

DMF

Noun:
Double Middle Fingers-
When one is pist off at a person, situation or the entire world; flying two middle fingers in the air to demonstrate disgust, disdain or hatred.

Girl: My boss was a complete douchebag to me at work today. Wouldn't even talk to me.
Guy: Fuck him. DMF!!!
flying the bird; fuck off; suck my dick

by BiteMe2014 February 16, 2014

DMF Syndrome

Dumb Mutha Fucker Syndrome - Someone who continuously appears stupid

He just asked if Martha Stewart owns Martha's Vineyard. That boy has DMF Syndrome.

by Miguelito de Pascuales April 26, 2010

EMS&DMF

"Eat my shite & die mutha fucka!"
Used in online gaming.

Also see: EMS
DMF

noob: I see you coming. (not realizing that it's just a setup.)
nOOb: (goes for the bait) Ah-ha I got'cha!
nOOb: What do you have to say about yourself now???
(nOOb, base gets NUKED!)
Repo: EMS&DMF!
nOOb: help.

by AZN rule! April 28, 2003

DMF-HAND

Die Motherfucker - Have A Nice Day

Chillin' like a Dylan last night when Crew Cut Beck Dude popped up crying on the tube. What's the deal? Dude's burnt toast. So, why's he back on the box? DMF-HAND!!!

by fuzdog June 30, 2011

dmf

dad I MIGHT fuck

damn that’s a dmf

by inira bambolira June 06, 2021