by Jett Davis June 13, 2005

A: This pic of u is gonna get a million lyks!!
B: If u upload dat pic.....imma shove ur hand up my ass.
A: Dude dat sounds wrong!! you DMF!!
B: If u upload dat pic.....imma shove ur hand up my ass.
A: Dude dat sounds wrong!! you DMF!!
by jason.parter March 05, 2011

by kakotas7 November 26, 2009

OMG!! I have DMF!!!!
by HockeyLover15 May 10, 2009

Think of an 8 year old girl that is a professional black belt and an anger problem. "She is a DMF"
Another example is a short 17 year old girl with the looks of a ten year old and the strength of 5 grown men is a DMF.
Another example is a short 17 year old girl with the looks of a ten year old and the strength of 5 grown men is a DMF.
by MiniClozapineLove August 13, 2011

Noun:
Double Middle Fingers-
When one is pist off at a person, situation or the entire world; flying two middle fingers in the air to demonstrate disgust, disdain or hatred.
Double Middle Fingers-
When one is pist off at a person, situation or the entire world; flying two middle fingers in the air to demonstrate disgust, disdain or hatred.
Girl: My boss was a complete douchebag to me at work today. Wouldn't even talk to me.
Guy: Fuck him. DMF!!!
flying the bird; fuck off; suck my dick
Guy: Fuck him. DMF!!!
flying the bird; fuck off; suck my dick
by BiteMe2014 February 16, 2014

by Derek Homme December 17, 2007
