DMF

Dumb Mother Fucker. noun

Did you see that DMF in the SUV cut me off? WTF?

by Jett Davis June 06, 2005

DMF

DMF stands for Dumb Mother-Fucker.

A: This pic of u is gonna get a million lyks!!
B: If u upload dat pic.....imma shove ur hand up my ass.
A: Dude dat sounds wrong!! you DMF!!

by jason.parter February 19, 2011

DMF

Darkmoon Faire, an Europe World of Warcraft server.

Hey buddy i'm from DMF server, and you?

by kakotas7 November 26, 2009

DMF

DMF= Dirty Mexican Flu

The swine flu's nickname

OMG!! I have DMF!!!!

by HockeyLover15 May 10, 2009

DMF

Destructive Miniature Female

Think of an 8 year old girl that is a professional black belt and an anger problem. "She is a DMF"

Another example is a short 17 year old girl with the looks of a ten year old and the strength of 5 grown men is a DMF.

by MiniClozapineLove August 10, 2011

DMF

Noun:
Double Middle Fingers-
When one is pist off at a person, situation or the entire world; flying two middle fingers in the air to demonstrate disgust, disdain or hatred.

Girl: My boss was a complete douchebag to me at work today. Wouldn't even talk to me.
Guy: Fuck him. DMF!!!
flying the bird; fuck off; suck my dick

by BiteMe2014 February 16, 2014

DMFS

1.)To go about your life as if you are mentally ill(but you're not)

That DMFS just light himself on fire and climbed up a tree before the track meet.

by Derek Homme November 18, 2007