dispaRAT

Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.

Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"

Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"

by BrysonStrong March 24, 2021

Disaresta

It's the will of the Gods

Ein: "This is the will of the Gods....Disaresta!"

by Chyren September 10, 2006

Distance Gang

A group of hardcore long distance runners on a track or cross country team. Although members of Distance Gang can be absolute sticks, they own the streets thanks to their excessive running. Superior to Sprinters. Sometimes reffered to as Distance Cult

Sprinter1:Bro! Let's go outside
Sprinter2:NO WAY BRO!!! DISTANCE GANG OWNS THESE STREETS!!!!
Sprinter1:But we can out sprint them
Sprinter2:FOR 3 SECONDS!!! THEN WE GET TIRED. DISTANCE GANG NEVER TIRES!!!!

Track Coach: Good work team, we have one our league. 99% of our points were scored in long distance events, thank you to Distance Gang. Also, don't forget to pay your protection fees.

by Qrism September 4, 2019

negative distance

A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.

Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.

by antgg February 2, 2010

H Disara

A girl who orgasms a lot, even without sex, amazing hair tho and the most wifey person you will meet, she gets bullied by crackheads too , as they are of a higher intellect to her.

-That girl was just about to fall of a cliff, she’s such a H Disara!
-Why’s she dressing so provocative WHILST having a bf, such a H Disara!
-I want to marry somebody, ideally a H Disara.

by Fk04 July 11, 2021

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Disjarring

Describes a movie so bad or poorly made that it makes you forget how to speak the English language.

¨Dude, that scene sucked, it was pretty disjarring.¨
¨Uhhh, that´s not a word.¨
¨Exactly¨

by languageisfluid May 7, 2020