Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder

An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.

As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

Disneyland baddie

An attractive female who goes to Disneyland to take Instagram pictures. Has mouse ears, crop top, and big hoops. She is on the hunt for a vacation boyfriend that she can easily ghost later. Always with her friend who is also a baddie but is generally less attractive and more annoying.

Damn, she a Disneyland baddie.

by 4daboys February 4, 2020

Disneyland

The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld.

I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.

by _allismine_ June 11, 2006

Disneyland Line

A deceptively long line, much like the ones you see in Disneyland. The are carefully designed to look short from the outside, when in fact they are like, a kilometer of panting tourists.

Sam: Hey let's ride Indiana Jones!
Alicia: Okay!
-1 hour later-
Alicia: Goddammit Sam, we're stuck in another Disneyland line.

by samboaquino September 19, 2010

Disneyland Legs

When you have been standing or walking for the majority of the day, and you legs, feet, and knees are very tired and ache like a mother fucker.

"Works been so fuckin busy lately I have been getting the Disneyland Legs."

by mike mc lovin March 2, 2008

Disneyland Ass

When someone gets off a water ride at Disneyland and smells like wet mildew or when someone just smells at Disneyland.

She over here smelling like Disneyland ass n shit. Prolly just got off dat fuckin splash mountain ride.

by WÖW January 30, 2018

Disneyland Dad

Term used to describe the role that some divorced fathers fulfill, whereby they tend their biological children during certain prescribed times during the year (much like a vacation) rather than be a father full time.

Maria: You can take the children weekends during the summer.

Ted: No way! I'm not going to be a Disneyland Dad!

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008