dishwasher

One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"

"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee

by de DAI yos February 8, 2004

dishwasher

1. Something of which you wash your dishes in.

2. Someone who acts arrogant on a forum disregarding how much c0ck he blows.

1. Man, wish I could afford a dishwasher; that way I won't have to wash the dishes by hand.

2. man, that dishwasher cunt got lolrolleddd.~~~~~~~~

by Relic > You January 10, 2009

dishwasher

When the pubic hair on your testis gets outrageously long so you acquire a female to lay down and open her mouth. You then insert soap into her mouth and let her swish it around. When she opens her mouth you insert your balls into the loading zone and she bites the hair off your balls to finish the "washing" process.

Wow my balls are so hairy, time for Monica to wash my dishes in the dishwasher.

by ethanjakelover October 31, 2019

Dishwasher

A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.

Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!

by Randee3 November 11, 2019

Dishwasher

a person that has the lowest rank in the restaurant business. They usually scrape food off dishes, then rinse them then shove them through a dishwashing machine. Being a dishwasher sometimes means you work hard (but don't get appreciated.) It's a job you take until you find something better.

Chef: "Hey, dishwasher, where the fuck are the clean knives?"

Dishwasher: "I only have two arms and two legs!"

by Cooldude009 May 31, 2010

Dishwasher

Word describing women as a whole. Very sexist however commonly used among men, either as a joke or a demeaning word against women.

"Honey, me and the boys are bout' to head out"
"Can I come with?"
"Sorry, no dishwashers allowed"

by Chadnell March 18, 2021

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009