Disheveled

To be messy, but in a knowing way, as to want happen.

I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.

by KattyAsWeKnow February 9, 2008

dishevelled lugworm

A withered and deflated penis which is unable to undergo an erection.

Emmakins was unable to breath life into Ambrose's dishevelled lugworm.

by slssfw April 24, 2005

dishknob

Dishknob is a game such as doorknob when one farts but instead dishknob is called when a person leaves his or her used dishes in a common area for more than 24 hours. When you call dishknob all people present may punch the culprit until they have returned the dish to the sink. This is a efficient game to keep college apartments clean and insect free.
the only difference in dishknob is there is no safety

-yo dude you left your beer mug in the living room 2 days ago. dishknob!
-:punch: :punch: :punch:
-dish in sink and lesson learned

by 1240 April 18, 2009

Dishikha

dishikha is a smol depression child. A girl that purely lives off noodles, coffee, and the suffering cry’s of children. She struggles to grasp that she is not ok and decides to act recklessly through impulsive piercings and other decisions. With her shitty insults and jokes, her emotions are a mess being built off anger, trauma and daddy issues. Her loss of confidence has lead her to disappoint everyone she comes across. Everyone hates her. Full of anger and emptiness, she cries at a park while blasting music multiple days a week.

person: are you ok?
dishikha: no ❤️

person: I-

dishikha: i’ll be ok...... eventually :|

by there is meme October 27, 2020

disher

a disher is like a homie. Theyre always down to party with you even when youve hit rock bottom. A true disher is always ready to go out and have a good time, and they always gotchyo back.

WUNLUV!!!!!111

Yoo disher, waddup?!

I gotchyo back disher!

by KeishaShay April 17, 2010

Dirty Dishes

When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.

Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.

by GB/MB February 5, 2008

Washing the Dishes

Slang for beatin' ya' wang.

Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."

Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."

Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."

Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"

by BUBBLEFART007 September 19, 2017