1. Sloppy spelling or lazy composition of words and phrases resulting in words comprised of mostly consonants; disemvoweling is often committed by people in a rush to change their Facebook status updates or in instant messaging. Sometimes vowels are replaced with symbols, or numbers.
2. Deliberate exclusion of vowels in a word with the intention of saving time in certain forms of shorthand or as in the case of semetic languages.
2. Deliberate exclusion of vowels in a word with the intention of saving time in certain forms of shorthand or as in the case of semetic languages.
Camille: "HW R U BBY?"
Jeff: "Gr8, G2G... l8tr?"
Camille: "SH!T, kk."
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Teacher 1: "I don't get kids these days, always on their electronic gadgets, sexting and *GR8-ing* on my nerves..."
Teacher 2:" They've completely disemvoweled the English language, it's atrocious..."
Jeff: "Gr8, G2G... l8tr?"
Camille: "SH!T, kk."
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Teacher 1: "I don't get kids these days, always on their electronic gadgets, sexting and *GR8-ing* on my nerves..."
Teacher 2:" They've completely disemvoweled the English language, it's atrocious..."
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1.(v.) The act of removing all the vowels from a post on a message board. Usually done automatically by servers, but can be done by mods on a forum. The technique is used to prevent trolls from trolling, as well as forcing disgruntled users to actually think out their responses instead of blindly spewing hate and/or flaming other people. The logic behind it is the fact that there is not a single word in the english language that contains no vowels when spelt correctly. Removing them will result in a sentence crumbling into a garble of random consonants.
Troll: Hmm...I'll say that "anyone who posts on this forum is a fucking faggot!"
Actual Post: nyn wh psts n ths frm s fkng fggt!
Response 1: Huh???
Response 2: Is this guy drunk or something?
Response 3: STFU, idiot.
Troll: Dammit, I got disenvoweled!
Actual Post: nyn wh psts n ths frm s fkng fggt!
Response 1: Huh???
Response 2: Is this guy drunk or something?
Response 3: STFU, idiot.
Troll: Dammit, I got disenvoweled!
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Released two demos, en EP entitled dUsk and one full length entitled Transcendence into the Peripheral. Split-up soon after recording the full length.
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Released two demos, en EP entitled dUsk and one full length entitled Transcendence into the Peripheral. Split-up soon after recording the full length.
The band has now risen to legendary status throughout the metal community around the world.
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Person 2. Pantalgia comp version is better!
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Claims will be made that messages that are disemvoweled were troll-bait, but invariably the messages contain views contrary to those of the moderator.
This method of censorship was created and first used by Teresa Nielsen Hayden.
Claims will be made that messages that are disemvoweled were troll-bait, but invariably the messages contain views contrary to those of the moderator.
This method of censorship was created and first used by Teresa Nielsen Hayden.
Cutting taxes would improve the economy and boost government revenue. It worked for JFK and it worked for Ronald Reagan.
Blog Moderator: "I don't agree with this and I HATE Ronald Reagan, so lets disemvowel this post.
Cttng txs wld mprv th cnm nd bst gvrnmnt rvn. t wrkd fr JFK nd t wrkd fr Rnld Rgn.
Blog Moderator: "Much better! Now this message that I disagree with is virtually impossible to read and I can argue that I didn't censor this post!"
Blog Moderator: "I don't agree with this and I HATE Ronald Reagan, so lets disemvowel this post.
Cttng txs wld mprv th cnm nd bst gvrnmnt rvn. t wrkd fr JFK nd t wrkd fr Rnld Rgn.
Blog Moderator: "Much better! Now this message that I disagree with is virtually impossible to read and I can argue that I didn't censor this post!"
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