Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

dinojack-ululation

action of males jacking off to nude pictures of dinosours.

ex:dan is a dinojack-ululator.

by Chace Dale May 5, 2005

discrackted

perpetually sidetracked as a result of amphetamine consumption.

"sorry i'm late... i got discrackted and cleaned the entire bathroom. then the laundry."

by knifewounds August 4, 2008

Disconjaculated

1.A higher form of discombobulated.
2.A high level of confusion.
3.Disorientated.

Did that really just happen? I'm so disconjaculated now.

by Smash13 March 10, 2009

dicorackitt

To play/wink tennis with your dick. Or to use your dick as a tennis racket.

Jayden:I forgot my tennis racket at home what do i do for practice
Tyler:No homo but we can just play dicorackitt

by Dicolackett April 18, 2019

Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.

Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.

by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011

discomjackulated

The feeling of disappointment when watching British broadcast porn, and realising that nothing that will ever float your boat will be broadcast.

Stuart was discomjackulated after realising that staying up all night to watch the unintentionally unencripted porn was a complete waste of time.

by Meeny October 16, 2008