To gorge on the massive amounts of fear-mongering news media that reports on nothing more than tragic and violent events across the country and the world.
The disasterbation in this country was waning after the shooting in Arizona until the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan.
by Sudds McDuff April 13, 2011
Get the Disasterbationmug. When, after unsuccessfully attempting to pick up at the bar (or elsewhere), one returns home to masturbate... Generally while sobbing.
"I was chatting up this totally hot yoga instructor all night when she decides to mention that she has a boyfriend... So I basically had no choice but to head home alone and disasterbate."
by djwendo March 21, 2010
Get the Disasterbatemug. The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"
2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"
by Stretch911 April 19, 2011
Get the disasterbatingmug. To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.
by eric January 4, 2005
Get the disasterbatemug. by mustarddick August 29, 2011
Get the Disasterbatemug. by aarby March 7, 2010
Get the Disasterbatemug. To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004
Get the disasterbatemug.