The Dirty Santa is the act of a single horny male finding a sexy ass girl with a fat ass. (you cant half ass this one) literally, you go to eat her out from behind, however, first you lather up her booty with whipped cream and your choice of ice cream toppings (example: m&ms, sprinkles, chocholate chips) and you motor boat her booty cheeks while eating her out from behind, and when your done you look like a dirty santa with whipped cream all over your face, and candy all over the floor.
yo did you eat that girl out last night?
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
friend: yeahhhh boooyyyyy gave her the dirty santa and everrryythang
by strawberry gobbler March 07, 2012
When you pound a girl in the ass, pull out a fudge stick and draw a beard on her while you sing "Ho, ho, ho"
by Deenis December 18, 2007
He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.
by Pamber December 09, 2012
when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 14, 2013
The sexual act of cumming onto your own or your partners chin or lower face to replicate Santa's beard. While also saying "ho ho ho" (optional)
Amy: "So how was he in the bedroom?"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"
Diana: " everything was going great until he pulled a dirty santa claus"
by JohnBrown69 April 22, 2015
The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.
Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?
Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.
.....
Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.
Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).
Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.
Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.
.....
Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.
Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).
Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.
by Royal_Rake December 08, 2017
A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums
by Kelvin. D October 01, 2021