dirty mark sanchez

playing fast and loose in someone's ass, gets shit all over all everyone.

He was playing like a dirty mark sanchez and got shit everywhere.

by Dirty Diggs December 31, 2012

dirty Mark Roe

When a guy bumps a taxi and jumps over a wall with a 6 foot drop the other side, breaks his ankle then shits on the bank due to shock this can be prevented by paying the taxi driver or keeping the but plug in

Remember when you did a dirty Mark Roe?

by Holdenmahairline July 4, 2021

Dirty Mark Sanchez

When you wipe a booger on someone without them knowing it, that's called a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

Did you see New York Jet's quarterback Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on back-up quarterback Mark Brunell during the AFC Conference Game? That's what I call a "Dirty Mark Sanchez."

by Saltlick1 January 25, 2011

dirty marky mark

having so many illegitimate children that it's impossible not to commit incest, so you just keep plowing

I saw him on Maury doing the Dirty Marky Mark.

by Jsmth420318 March 27, 2015

Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered

Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all

by It's only banter November 20, 2020

Dirty Markell

A nigga that inserts his giant cock into a female and instantly creates another universe. Will kill you and your entire family afterwards.

I kinda want a Dirty Markell in me right now

Dirty Markell will make you shit your pants just by being in it’s presence

by Jur Retarded May 2, 2020

Dirty Marko

When a guy cums in a diarrhea filled ass and slurps the juice. Kinda like chocolate milk.

Guy 1: Last night i did a Dirty Marko with this chick!
Guy 2: I thought it was called chocolate milk
Guy 1: Chocolate milk is with normal poo, this one is with diarrhea

by LittlePeepeeDrinker January 2, 2022