dickol

A swarthy young lad whose lame attempts to score some poon are fantastically futile. He will try to grasp any woman with sounds of sweet nothings and promises of Italian food via Facebook message.

GIRL ONE: You see that guy over yonder?
swarthy lad saunters past

GIRL TWO:
The one with the chin?

GIRL ONE:
Yeah. He asked me out. Over Facebook.

GIRL TWO:
Ugh. He is such a Dickol.

by prettyprincessssssssssss May 12, 2010

Dickolio

1. When your dick or balls have polio is defined as Dickolio. They become completely worthless.

2. A term coined by Demetri Martin and John Benjamin.

3. A limp dick.

Man Whore, "Last night I saw this chicks slut bagel and I was immediately stricken with Dickolio."

Mark Hoppus, "I saw your boobs, and my wiener ran away."

by Nick2401 June 22, 2011

diekolola

A Darling who is ready to give anything up for anybody. He/ She is a sweet adviser and has a father or mother figure based on the gender.

I love diekolola

by Mikum February 5, 2020

dickolo

someone that is such a jerk that calling them a dick or a doucebag isn't an adequate description

Jeff: Hey! Stop picking on Tim for having a big nose.
Steve: Yeah. You're worse than a douche bag. You're a dickolo.

by bromine24 September 17, 2014

dinkola

the snake in your pants

guy: suck my dinkola
chick: okay...

by themaneatingcar January 6, 2009

Darkolepsy

n. Similar to narcolepsy, an ailment where you find yourself suddenly very drunk\ you commonly go from zero to fucked up in quick fashion

"Did you see Brad fall up the stairs? He was fine a minute ago" "He's had a lot of Cold Duck Champagne and his Darkolepsy is flaring up"

by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

dickologist

One who knows and understands the dick and is able to treat the dick EXACTLY as it desires to be treated.

One who gives good/great/amazing head.

The mistress of blowjobs!

Art: So, how's the head?
Sam: That bitch is a dickologist!

by n2funsd February 3, 2010