Direct Deposit

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.

She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.

by JJB1600 January 5, 2009

Direct Weather

A misinformation specialist on YouTube who claims he is good at forecasting weather when in reality he has little deep understanding of the science of Meteorology and just provides bugs-bunny graphics and inaccurate forecasts to people who know even less than he does

That direct weather guy called for a historically severe weather season and it was one of the least active on record. What a bunch of BS. Plus wasn’t he also forecasting a historically cold winter and it was one of the warmest ever?

by Illmathematical September 25, 2020

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

direct sunlight

Direct sunlight

The mortal enemy and known weakness of gamers.

Direct sunlight is sunlight that shines onto a growing boy at full strength, with nothing getting between the sunlight and the child.

by widget master November 11, 2018

Direct Weather

Spreads a lot of misinformation. If you want to get the opposite of what shit happens watch him.

I am watching Direct Weather.
OMG HOW COULD YOU?? HE LITERALLY PREDICTED A RECORD SNOW SEASON LAST WINTER AND IT WAS THE LEAST SNOWY?! YOU INSANE???

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Direct to YouTube

A distribution method of releasing movies on YouTube, rather than on theaters or physical media.

There are good Direct to YouTube films that you must watch them!

by Ryan900USAYT January 7, 2023

Direct Brain Interface

An instrument connecting the human brain directly to various technologies.

The direct brain interface allows him to control the cursor on the computer with his thoughts.

by marcmrgn June 26, 2018