disturd

The action of disturbing someone in the process of taking a turd.

Alex: Yo nigga - why the fuck you disturding me right now?! Can't you smell I'm cooking?

by T. Urdburglar October 7, 2008

Disturding

Disturding

1 Adj - Causing the immediate evacuation of the bowels

2 Verb, Archaic. To 'diss' or insult someone by hurling feces at them.

1.My that Mu Shu Pork was Disturding. Passed the health inspection my ass.

2.Shakespeare - The very ape of my soul doth gleefully disturd you (MacBeth).

by Triple S. February 21, 2009

Diptird

When someone is so retarded that you can't call them retarded because it's a mean word.

Yo Diptird get out of my seat

by 8==========} September 12, 2018

diptard

kiki

kiki is a diptard

by Nightmare fox June 15, 2020

Diptard

The word "diptard" means "dipshit ,retarded" and "fucking stupid" but just all in one.

You are a diptard.
Shut the fuck up, you diptard!

by Mr. Diptard October 6, 2019

Diptude

Noun. Described an individual who is lazy, doesn’t give a shit about anything, takes unnecessary short cuts, is unkept, vile, creates issues for others, and is an overall unsavory piece of human garbage.

That diptude shit in my bathroom and left skid marks and shit on my toilet seat. Didn’t courtesy flush and left the toilet paper roll empty… placed a new roll on top of the empty roll. What a diptude!

by Thesassyspanky October 4, 2022

Diptude

Noun. Used to describe an utterly useless person. A slob. Someone who takes unnecessary short cuts and does not care how their actions impact others. This is one of those unsightly, unkept, perople who makes you want to shower because being around them makes you feel unclean and gross.

Don’t be a diptude, change the empty toilet paper roll.

by Thesassyspanky October 4, 2022