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Diplomatic Immunity

A truly baffling and retarded rule that essentially means that as long as you're a diplomat you can get away with really anything. A source of irritation for New Yorkers due to UN diplomats incredible inability to park.

Sometimes if a diplomat has been accused of a serious crime such as rape or murder the diplomats country will either waive his immunity or send him home to be tried there. This however doesn't happen nearly as often as it should and many people get away with literally murder.

Diplomatic immunity can only be revoked by the diplomats country or Danny Glover
Diplomatic immunity proves diplomats don't have to live by the law. Look at the Wikipedia page and see how many assholes have gotten away with crimes we'd all be doing life for.
by Jltdkllr October 15, 2011
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Diplomating

Diplomating is the act of exposing yourself at a bar or other public place and claiming diplomatic immunity. This is commonly done by scummy men claiming to be diplomats.
The man was diplomating in front of us as we grabbed our drinks at the bar.
by Chick Evans October 14, 2019
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diplomadick

one who is objective in their acceptance of one's dick, not judging the physical characteristics that one cannot help.
Her: "So how did the date go last night? Did you smash?"
She: "Yeah, it wasn't anything to write home about, but I'm diplomadick"
Her: "Respect"
by GlazeHer June 12, 2015
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Diplomatic Immunity

A status whereby a deserving person does not get their comeuppence because of an association with a proctecting power.

The protecting power is usually a friend or a relative, however a person or institution with authority can apply, for example an employer or company.
"I wanted to set Ben on fire and stamp out the flames but since he's my brother-in-law I have to bight my tounge and put up with the arrogant, racist cunt"

"I wanted to tell Karen she's being a selfish, spoiled cockteasing bitch, however my girlfriend is Karen's best mate and might not give me head if I insult her friend"

"I really wanted to kick the shit out of Paul but since hes my boss, I guess I'll have to wait until I win the lotto"

Ben, Karen and Paul all have Diplomatic Immunity
by fandango8 January 27, 2010
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Diplomatic Shuffler

A person who bullies others in online gaming using only 3 words at a time. A person who was homeschooled using only picture books.
Hey RoughToy who is that diplomatic shuffler who keeps sending me messages?
by PickleMan840 August 16, 2020
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Diplomadick

Being able to negotiate with someone and yet still tell them to go eat a dick.
I initiated diplomadick contact with the other alliance leader last night. We might help them after he eats a dick.
by Hawen December 28, 2021
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diplomancy

The dark arts of winning wars with friendship and lies, and expecting the same from one's opponents. The dark side of the arts of diplomacy.
Watch out. He might help you in the near-term, but he's a diplomancer, he already knows exactly when he's going to burn your friendship and stab you in the back.

Some people can't play Neptune's Pride more than once, because they don't have the emotional constitution for diplomancy. They just can't enjoy a game that requires them to doublecross their allies.
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