Dichter Scale

The apparatus used to measure the magnitude of a girthquake. Similar to the Richter Scale used in Seismology.

Jay's girthquake measured 8.0 on the dichter scale and had Jill screaming for more.

by Jamon26 July 27, 2008

diphthong-worthy

adj. When an action or statement elicits consternation in the form of that quintessential Jewish diphthong "oy!"

"Dina's OTD anecdotes are always very diphthong-worthy. As her friends, we feel the most effective way to shore up her tenuous o-girl status is through enrollment at an accredited seminary."

by The Raging Bull April 8, 2005

dipchump

a mixture of dipshit, loser, and chump.

incredibly insulting, to say the least.

"You're such a dipchump. . . you don't even know what you're doing."

by bow_ride September 28, 2015

Diphthong

An absolute dipshit who wears a thong.

See that diphthong over there! What an absolute tool!

by JoeySquie April 29, 2021

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

Diphtheria

An awful disease that causes the person affected by it to have trouble reading and often inhibits their ability to learn.

Dylan: Wow, man, did you hear Jeff has diphtheria?
Joey: Shit, that's tough. How's he gonna get through school?
Dylan: I don't know, man.
Dani: Let's just all be thankful he doesn't have dyslexia.

by Web MD Bitch June 10, 2011

Diphtheria

an acute bacterial disease that usually affects the tonsils, throat, nose and/or skin. occurs from eating too many hot lunches

This pud in my class got Diphtheria because he loves hot lunches.

by There_Is_No_King May 7, 2004