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Dinkle

A small penis, especially on a male who is past puberty. Another term for weenie.
Bob's 8 inch penis is a schlong/johnson.
Larry's 7 inch penis is a cock.
Joe's 6 inch penis is a dick.
Bob's 5 inch penis is a dinkle.
Chris' 4 inch penis is a dinklet.
by topherw24 January 28, 2009
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dinkling

A childish way of saying "idiot". Likely an extension of the word dink, which can reference a penis and an idiot simultaneously.

Origin is unknown - could it be a progression from the word "dinky" (18th century Scottish/Northern English word to be disapppointingly small, insignificant).... to the word "dink" (1930s North American, to lightly hit a ball in a sport)... to the early 1980s "dink" / "dinkling" meaning idiot/disappointingly small/penis? Could it be, that a little kid heard the last name "Dinkling", linked it with their knowledge of the word "dink" and the language evolved? Or is it just a fun word that became even more fun once it was used to call each other names with?

Likely was birthed by late Generation-X children, potentially in Western Canada. Rarely used today, but by that generation when they go deep to tap into their inner child to draw an insult.
He is such a dinkling.
by Blue Hydrangea August 9, 2018
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the dinkles

A disease that spreads stupidity. Idiots are the only known carriers of the disease and it can be genetically inherited. Side effects may include poor grammar, delusions and middle school type behaviors.
I must have caught a serious case of the dinkles from that dinklepuss over there.
by bostoncreampie January 5, 2011
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Dinkle

A way of saying someone is stupid for saying something that you obviously knew.
Teacher: "What is 2+2?"
Student 1: "8!"
Teacher: "No, sorry it is 4"
Student 2: "YEAH YOU DINKLE!!!"
by SoudertonSlang May 11, 2014
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Dinkle

When you take a dump and piss at the same time
Tim “Awww mate I just had a mad dinkle in the toilet, filled the whole thing right up to the brimmer
by The Exotic Baskin April 14, 2020
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Dinkle

A person prone to doing or saying obviously stupid things.
Why can't you put things back where you found them you dinkle!
by Harshbuttrue February 9, 2018
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Dinkling

(v.) the act of having your lover lay on his/her back, getting on your knees so you appear to be a midget, and rubbing your flaccid cock and loose hanging balls across their face.
Noah: Did you hear Kennedi's into dinkling?
Justus: Makes sense.
by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020
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