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dining philosophers

a famous problem in the field of concurrency (a sub-field in computer science, for the uninitiated) that discusses an approach to allocate a fixed number of resources among several consumers. here is the actual dining philosophers problem (DPP)...

"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."
geek A: i crunched an O(1) solution to the DPP.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.
by DemonHunter March 11, 2004
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dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse
Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."
by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009
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Dinini

Dinini is the otaku way of saying "cosplay party".
An event created for the sole purpose of dressing up with your friends.
Generally has food and a photoshoot.
"Are you bringing the food to dinini?"
"Yeah! I'm so excited!"
by nakkistar June 13, 2009
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random dining

random dining

to go to restaurant. wait till someone leaves their table, sit in their place, eat their food and converse politely with the person opposite. repeat until thrown out
clare has been banned from every restaurant in town for random dining
by R Molloy March 2, 2008
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fountain dining hall shit

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU
Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit
by dasjfhsaduifha September 7, 2007
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Casual fine dining

Casual fine dining refers to a restaurant that has incredible food, but does not require strictly business attire and does not have white tablecloths. Casual fine dining restaurants have a family friendly atmosphere. Prices can reflect an upscale restaurant.
The Cheesecake Factory is a great restaurant. When I want to go to a Casual fine dining restaurant, that's where I go.
by PWS27 May 12, 2017
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dining al desko

To eat lunch at your desk.
A: Are you coming to the canteen for lunch?
B: No, I'm afraid I'm dining al desko today.
by Ian Chode July 15, 2004
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