diddlyfuck

(Noun) idle time spent twiddling ones fingers doing fucking nothing, to have accomplished nothing, null

I did diddlyfuck today.

by miguelfuentes August 20, 2014

dillywick

1. verb; to waste time with pointless activities. (noun dillywicker, one who wastes time with pointless activities.)
2. synonym: dicking around.

ex. where is john?
- He's dillywicking around.

by The OH Group July 11, 2009

dillywacking

An activity involving matches being simultaneously flicked and lit. The matches are held like paper footballs against the striker on the matchbox. The middle or fore finger is then used to flick the match. This causes the match to be lit before flying off the box. Often played as a game with friends.

Never go dillywacking in the woods. You could start forest fires. Also, be careful not to dillywack into someone's hair.

by Jimmy The Giant October 13, 2011

dillfuck

a combination of the words "dillhole" and "dumbfuck," denoting an undesirable or unintelligent person

"You're going to make us lose the game, dillfuck!"

by kyohaku October 1, 2008

dialfuck

Slang for dial-up internet.

I wish I had cable, but all I have is stupid dialfuck.

by h3rsh3y March 14, 2005

Dillywacker

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

Dullfuckery

The result of boring fuckers who talk about boring ass shit like toiletpaper ply and the affects of use ie. wiping clean, leaving tissue behind.

Mate: "HELP! I'm talking to this boring ass guy, please save me!"
Other mate "you're on your own mate, keep his dullfuckery to yourself. I don't wanna hear it!"

by SnowyAvalanche December 1, 2019