dilhouse

A person with a huge dick and the confidence to wield it.

Sara "how'd it go with Doug last night?"
Morgan "Great, he's such a dilhouse. I'll wont be able to walk right all week haha!"

by DilhouseDoug April 28, 2022

Dilbow

A dilbow is a crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.

My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.

by vagasscrack August 5, 2011

Dilhole

An Insult, basically calling or describing someone as a total dick and an ass hole at the same time.

a)
"He seriously said that?! Wow! What a dilhole!"

b)
C: "Does this look okay?"
S: "Not Really."
C: "Wow, thanks dilhole."

by Ca-Millie:) August 29, 2010

Dilhouette

The silhouette of a dick.

The room was dark so I could only see your dilhouette in the light from the window.

by Mercer215 June 16, 2014

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

dildowry

The money, goods, or property that one woman brings to another woman in a lesbian marriage. This can include, but is not limited to, personal belongings, pets, dildos, etc.

When Helen and Candace got married, Helen's dildowry included her Ikea living room set and an Ani DiFranco Greatest Hits album.

by methlabpolitiks July 5, 2012

dilloway

A small minded, sheltered, conformist, and spiteful person.

"Those parents on the s/v Rebel Heart should have their children taken away and forced to pay for their rescue by the U.S. Navy."
Ah jeez, don't be such a dilloway.

by OutOfControl April 11, 2014