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dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.
That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.
by Jobi February 1, 2005
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Chronic Dildonis

When someone gets an erection but instead of the penis becoming swollen with blood it gradually becomes smaller and eventually retracts into one’s body.
Person 1: Bro did you bang that chick last night?
Person 2: Nah man I have chronic dildonis, there’s no hope for me.
by Kdaddy&Pat February 16, 2019
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Dilmonic Possession

When a female is only able to achieve an orgasm by use of a dildo or dildoic device. Over use has acclimated her body to only achieve the big O with a device.
Sadly, Rachel has dilmonic possession. She's controlled by the vibrator if she wants to cum.
by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017
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DildoNose

An emoji for iphones consisting of a red mask with a nose in the shape of a dildo. The emoji looks like this:👺
Dildonose worshiper: Have you been to the church downtown yet? Its called the church of dildo nosilian, we worship lord and savior dildonose there.
Man: No but i will check it out can i have a panflit describing the religion?
by Dildonoseee January 14, 2019
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Dildonia

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.
Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.
by shizznit123 March 11, 2009
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dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.
wow! i know what this is!its dildonium
by seymour sacs April 2, 2009
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dildotics

dill-dod-iks; noun or adj.

The science or study of dildos and the origin of their creation. Trademarked by Dildotics Incorporated, circa 2002.

Adv. Form
The situation of participating of acting like a dildo, douche, or cock smoker.
Noun;
After finishing college with a major in dildotics, I will further plan to make giant pleasure giving penises to woman across the world; those with pussies the size of trashcans, ones like a Bear Claw.

Adv;
Why the fuck was Scott acting so dildotically?
by C. Beauregard January 16, 2008
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