dildonium

the element that dildos are made from.

wow! i know what this is!its dildonium

by seymour sacs April 2, 2009

dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology

Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo

by buddy February 25, 2003

dildonasaurus

a friend acting like a giant dildo

dude everything sucks this sucks you suck.stop being a dildonasaurus

by Isiaiah October 25, 2007

Dildonicus

A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.

Watching a video of someone bungee jumping without a cord: "Look at that Dildonicus go!"

by Dot Wrong December 16, 2011

Dildongo

A Word That You Call Some One That Uses Dildos Way To Much.

Friend " I use my dildo every day !!! "

Colin " You are a Dildongo "

by c BOB c May 15, 2009

Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

dildonosphere

A sphere with many dildos sticking out of it. May be used by multiple people simultaneously.

Aren't you gonna wash that dildonosphere before you use it? You did buy it on Ebay, after all. OR Your mum and entire extended family had such an amazing time on the dildonosphere last night.

by M0dey March 12, 2010