Diapation

1. A state of having symptoms of Diarrhia and Constipation at the same time.

2. Not being able to relieve yourself of liquid feces in your bowels.

Thomas: Hey babe you were in the bathroom forever, are you alright?

Jessica: No. I have diapation. I'm all filled up with ass-piss and it just won't come out.

Thomas: that sucks.

by TSisthebestinthebusiness September 9, 2013

voice dictation

aka a blowjob

use voice dictation, it’ll be great!

by aldoskwnxnejlask November 2, 2019

urban dictation

When you have your secretary honey type in all of your urban dictionary entries for you.

Urban Dick: Come on honey, you're a secretary, you type way faster than me. I just hunt and peck. Please do some urban dictation for me.

Urban Dictationer: Okay, okay! Gaahhhd!

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

Urban dictationary

the stupid website you reading from right now and thanks to that little voice in your head for reading this.

Hey let's go look at the urban dictationary
Fuck yeah

by Ytdfgdfgsdfsgdddhgf January 17, 2015

center of dialation

The center of dialation sucks.

you find the center of dialation in crappy homework Dayna!

by bluh$ January 19, 2004

Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006