decunt

to remove the penis from the (someone's)vagina
this is a regular verb

a) Jeremy decunted and answered the phone.
b) I would never decunt Molly if I could remain there forever.

by Sérgio Roberto de Souza January 31, 2004

Die-Cunt

To die as a cunt, while being royally insulted as salty and racist.

"oh hey mark, how are you doing?" (response) "oh, im doing great, thank you. How about yourself?" (response) "Die-Cunt.

by Swirlcios May 30, 2018

discunt

A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.

Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.

by aj161 March 30, 2009

Dicunt

When someones being a dickhead and a cunt at the same time

“Omg jason was being such a dicunt to me last night!!”

by pussycatrg17x February 21, 2019

DISCUNT

When a friend will NOT hook up another friend with a discount that he/she (not "he-she") gets somewhere.

That fuck hole friend of yours gave me a DISCUNT and I paid full price!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

Discuntent

When a heterosexual male (or vaginatarian) is dissatisfied with the overall number of sexual conquests they have achieved to date i.e a down-in-the-dumps no-pumps chump

Bill: ‘Mate, can I talk to you? My discuntent keeps deteriorating so much that I’ve booked in for a penis extension’
Ted: ‘Ha!’
Bill: ‘I’m not joking, I’ve already got the appointment booked’
Ted: ‘It’s not that, I’m just surprised you think your tiny cock is the root cause of your discuntent, when it’s actually the fact that your face looks like it caught on fire and was put out with a bike chain’

by Anonymous submissions June 2, 2021

discuntled

An extremely disgruntled mean woman.

"I'm discuntled today because they woke me up early to come into work on my day off."

by dumpster May 16, 2007