diddleable

adj. Describes a member of the opposite (or same) gender, whom one would consider worthy of one's affections or sexual advances.

adj. The condition of reduced mental or physical faculties (i.e. drunk or asleep) which allows someone to acquire an out-of-their-league piece of ass.

"Wow, Katie is looking quite diddleable tonight!", said Shannon.

"She seems pretty diddleable tonight. I bet I can throw it in her once she passes out, or maybe even before then!"

by Spackle In Your Colon December 3, 2009

diddlebay

An unintentional estuary

While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...

by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004

diddlewink

verb: when you laugh so hard that a tiny amount of urine escapes, but not quite enough to be considered peeing your pants/wetting yourself.

Person 1: that joke was SO funny!
person 2: did you diddlewink?
Peron 1: yea, THAT funny.

by Mugaloogs April 29, 2010

Soulman Diddleman

A Person who is a great hulking ape from the northern isle of yartsew apap and lives in a hole with a Citroen 2 shit-ty outside and a massive heap of animal dungarees. He has a friend named Shave Horsetown and another named Caloomo the Sumo. His enemy goes by the name of Spangus MacDiddy. And in other news he once shot superman out of the sky with a paper airplane (no kryptonite used whatsoever) and he gave someone a cleveland steamer.

Man 1:I Hate you dude you're such a Soulman Diddleman.
Man 2:But I love you, buddy!
Man 1:Urgh you're soooo gay.

(*Man 1 punches Man 2*)
Man 2:Owwwww Fish Cheese.

by MeUnited Against Yartsew Apap February 12, 2010

diddlewarts

warts that you get from diddling.

you got diddlewarts from his penis.

by jinnrice November 20, 2017

diddleumptious

The additive junction to a word that causes it to become delicious in every aspect.

Hey Mike your mom is so hot! You might even say she's milf-diddleumptious! Dude I just really want to bang your Mom!

by Pabs Momoney December 12, 2007

Diddlewiddle

A meany who said Sharpie isn’t cool

First person: Hey dude did you hear that Diddlewiddle said that Sharpie ain’t cool?
Second person: Damn really? He a smelly homo

by Mr.Caca October 7, 2018