Discontract

Digital, smart contract

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.

by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

cocknative dissonance

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.

Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.

by my1137 September 27, 2009

cognitive dissonance

An example of somebody displaying cognitively dissonant behaviour would be a situation where the persons views, values, beliefs etc are contradicted or opposed by one or other persons causing them mental (psychological) stress. At this point a state of cognition is triggered effectively causing them to refute, reject &/or miss-perceive the contradictory views, values or beliefs.

"smoking will most likely cause you to have cancer you know?"

"hmmm I'm not so sure I know people who have smoked all their lives and they're fine, plus I enjoy it anyway.." this is cognitive dissonance

by Oberon February 5, 2019

Disconcerted

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,

"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"

by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006

Scavonian Dissonance

A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)

"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"

by BeverlyAnne January 28, 2015

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

Diclonius

A being effected by the 'Vector Syndrome', a fictional genetic disorder from a horror anime series 'Elfen Lied'.
The effects of the syndrome are horns that come out of the being's skull and invisible,'telikenetic', arms called vectors that come out of their back. 'Lucy', thought of as the 'queen of diclonius', was one of the original children that suffered from this syndrome and was tested on. Her vectors have an average of 2 meters, while the later beings effected by it have a greater length ('Nana's vectors can go up to 3 meters, Moriko's can reach up to eleven meters). The syndrome is spread by the vector's touch to the head.

The diclonius aredangerous creatures that are merely meant to kill all subordinate beings.

by Kagami-San July 5, 2006