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dickvine

The word-of-mouth about mens' penises. The grapevine, but for dicks.
I heard through the dickvine that Joey over there's a pretty tiny customer.
by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013
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Dicksilly

describing the silly behavior of one after extremely satisfying or passionate sex. Can be male or female.
"Apparently her nickname is Hoover for a reason and he's all dicksilly about her."
by Katiesuewho June 9, 2021
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Dicksicle

An object, made by filling a condom up with water and freezing it. It is a combination of dick and popsicle and it is for women who either do not want a dildo or who have a fetish for cold, hard things.
I used a dicksicle last night because I broke my dildo.
by h0tb!tch754 August 10, 2010
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hickville

AMITY,PA Boonies Out west
I live in hickville
by saf2010 May 22, 2007
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Dickzilla

1. The lower region of any male with enormous junk.
2. Should be a name of a low budget adult movie, but isn't. Yet.

See also Seth
Dude! You've got a Dickzilla!
by Sadgrl0 April 29, 2009
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dickalley

vagina,anus,mouth,etc.

Anywhere a whore will take a cock is considered a "dickalley"
When you get drunk, any old dickalley will do!
by oldickalley August 6, 2009
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Dickmile

1) n. An unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.

2) n. A long fucking way.

3) n. A unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.

4) n. A completely bullshit exaggeration of any distance or given thing.

Note:

1) Not to be used as a unit of measurement for one's penis unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.

2) The prefix "dick" can be used interchangeably with other nouns.
I just walked 47 fucking dickmiles in the pouring rain.

It took 12 dickhours to write this fucking paper.

Pulling a sled across a hundred acre dickfield is hard work.

I just stepped in shit with my brand new dickshoes.

Turn off the dicklight I'm trying to fucking sleep.

Tell your dickdog to stop dickbarking.
by jwbaldy November 11, 2010
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