dickthroat

When someone continuously coughs over and over again uncontrollably.

Why don't you fix that dickthroat you have Sam?

by Dickthroat mcgee June 25, 2008

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

by SwaPra March 22, 2017

dicktorus

A clitorus of such a large size it resembles a small penis.

Oh my honey! I turned you on and it appears your clitorus looks like a dick! I shall name it Dicktorus

by BigCountry1 January 16, 2011

Dickmouth

One who acts as if he/she has a dick in said person's mouth or one sliding down the esophagus. Acts primarily as an insult.

"hey what's up"
"Ah...I don't know"
"You're such a dickmouth, dude."

by Jean Sickel October 18, 2008

dickout rule

when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women

Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.

No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.

by montie August 20, 2004

dickmeout

when an uncircumsized penis enters the vagina
the dicharge of the penis acne gives the illusion of being eaten out. this condition can also lead to years and years of great sex.

My immence love of the art of the dickmeout got me pregnate in my late forties.

by Lucy Fumosa January 27, 2009

dickmouth

one who sucks a lot of dick. So much that his mouth starts to look, and smell like dick.

That bitch is such a ragtoothed dickmouth.

by Zeppelinfan December 5, 2005