Dicsord

When you try to type Discord but you mess up...

Person 1: dude wanna go on dicsord tonight?
Person 2: hah... dick sword... hah... ... no.

by camelCaseCo September 16, 2019

dickswob

Someone who acts like a cunt in a male form.

"Donald trump is such a dickswob."

by Ryleeboobs April 15, 2017

Dickworthy

It is the noun version of a person making a "dick" move. It is used when a person does an ignorant and/or diry action. Someone who is indeed worthy of dick, but in the bad way.

Wow...that was really dickworthy.

Giving someone a balltap is pretty dickworthy.

by OnTheFritz13 June 27, 2009

dicksmorphia

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.

Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.

by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013

dickwod

a dickwod is an annoying person

"STFU dickwod"

by Dickwod May 7, 2003

Dickstorm

The sudden appearance of a large quantity of dicks.

I was on chat roulette last night and kept getting connected to men jerking off. Man, it was a real Dickstorm.

by BigFudge5682 July 23, 2012

dickwod

A tissue, piece of cloth, old sock, etc which is used solely for collecting ejaculate. The dickwod acts as a barrier between the penis and the bedsheet/sofa/magazine during masturbation.

I need a new dickwod - this one is almost saturated!

by davard August 16, 2004