dickular torsion

(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.

My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.

by BigW777 November 21, 2015

Dicksmear

An adjective used to describe a person whom acts like a dingus.

Ari acted like a dicksmear during high tea.

by Lrweiss98 July 29, 2014

dickguard

noun, a more appropriate name for an athletic cup to prevent ambiguous confusion between a cup to drink with. You do not and should not drink from an athletic cup, therefore it should no longer be known as a cup.

wow, my custom mouthguard is so comfortable I can't even tell it's there sometimes. too bad they don't make custom dickguards.

by niggman star33 September 21, 2011

Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.

Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.

by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006

dickular

having qualities like a dick, as in the insult to someone you're pissed off or annoyed at or an actual penis, derived from the word perpendicular, which has no similar meaning whatsoever

You're being very dickular today.

That sculpture you made looks strangely dickular.

by Mikey_Mausoleum December 22, 2009

dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

Dickfulary

Having anal sex in a tree while eating a Boston Creme Donut

Him: Let's have Dickfulary
Her: Ok, but first make sure you get the creme

by funnyboi12342341234 May 1, 2018