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Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating
Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good
by Cap watet June 2, 2021
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dickstruction

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.
After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.
by Andypal September 7, 2010
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dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010
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dicktard

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.
Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.
by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003
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Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.
Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!
by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011
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Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"
Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.
by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014
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dicktar

Whipping out your cock and playing it like a guitar.
I'm gonna play her a love song on my dicktar.
by philfur April 2, 2010
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