Dickspanner

some one who is a complete fucktard. some one who is absolute shit at playing drums.

my friend Anthony is a complete Dickspanner

by iowakid July 1, 2011

dicksplat

A childhood insult for an unintelligent person.

Oi, don't be such a dicksplat.

by Chris January 7, 2004

Displain

Disrespectfully explaining. Unisex word for "mansplain". As women can also "mansplain" I though a unisex word for this world make sense, therefore: displain

"are you trying displaining that to me..?"
"people who displain think they're better than everyone else"

by SazzQueen October 16, 2021

Dickholainism

1. The study of sex, usually involving a man stabbing his penis in a woman's ass for science, in other words, the study of the loss of virginity. 2. A cultish tradition of worshipping sex, through things such as the Sex Codex of Djibouti. DICK-HOL-AINI'SUM

Little boy: " when I grow up, I want to to be a dickholainism scientis!"

by Admiral Pig Fucker January 31, 2022

Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

Micksplain

A more insidious form of mansplaining. In this case Mick West will proceed against all logic to explain to one what they experienced. In the Marvel Universe Mick West attained a form of Bizaro Clairvoyance while spinning in his office chair programming Tony Hawk to do 1020 rotations in mundane spaces. The constant spinning had an effect on his inner ear. Coupled with the lack of sleep from trying to meet corporate deadlines Mick entered an altered state sometime in late 2002. He has never fully awakened from that dream state, as he continues to explain to people what the reality they experienced really was.

Here is a case of Lue Elizondo getting the Micksplain by the man himself after recounting how a team of engineers investigated the videos released: "The reason Go Fast is claimed as something extraordinary is that Elizondo or his associates did not do the math. They assumed it showed what it looked like, and hence you end up with it being shown on "Unidentified" as a super-fast cold object. So he got kind of locked in."

by #UFOTwitter May 23, 2021

dicksplantion

When you are explaining why you are/were a dick, this is a dicksplanation.

When I told my friends my dicksplantion they totally understood. Meanwhile my gorl friend did not agree.

by Wildest one February 12, 2018