dicksmorphia

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.

Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.

by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013

dicksurfing

when gay guys go online for a quick hookup.

Johnathan is such a ho! All he does is sit at home on his computer dicksurfing

by epiphany7 January 24, 2008

dick smurf

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).

MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"

by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008

Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.

Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.

by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006

dicksmut

a dick smut is one who is a nasty hoe who instintly fucks more than 50% of the roomates in any given household she will accomplish the task in no longer than a week.

hey dicksmut.
let me suck you and all of your roomates off in the next 5 hours.

by Dr. l February 9, 2009

dicksaur

a male chicksaur

that fucker david lye is such a dicksaur.

by david lye October 27, 2009

dickmuffin

1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.

That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming home drunk.

by Turtle J. August 11, 2007