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Dickmas

The 69th day of the year = MARCH 10th
(Unless event of leap year). Celebrated by: dildo appreciation, buying presents for the trouser snake & devoting an entire day to wrestling your weasle . Don't neglect to tickle your balls while you're at it... duh.
I got John a pocket pussy for Dickmas!

🎵🍆.I wish you a Merry Dickmas.🍆🎵
by Butt Sluts February 1, 2018
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Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.
Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."
by Skye Guy May 31, 2009
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Dickmas

Christmas for your dick. For use when your tummy banana is seeing so much action that your dick thinks it's Christmas.
Since I got ripped it's been fucking Dickmas!
by Greg_Zepplin June 4, 2011
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Dicksman

A man, with the knowledge and skill to not only be good in bed but satisfy , respect, and completely dickmatize his woman. The dicksman, is not a selfish, lover, hes not prudish, and anything and sexual is never shameful but embraced . The dicksman can bring out the inner most kinky sexual nature of even the most prudest person, and make her feel classy, never shameful of her desires, . Very few are able to fall under this category. A dicksman can also calm even the most highest of anxieties, and flares of hormones,. and will use this skill to simply but his partner to sleep if needed
Why would i need to cheat on my husband , he is a dicksman
by KayKayDungan December 21, 2016
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dickflash

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.
"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."
by Mattxj April 10, 2008
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Dicksplash

Old 80s school insult recently ressurected
You f*****g dicksplash!
by Ze Lion October 6, 2003
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Dicksmashed

Although it was Amanda's bday, Karen ended up getting so dicksmashed that she puked everywhere.
by Jo W July 30, 2013
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