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dick slit

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.
Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."
by Paige R January 25, 2008
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dickshit

pretty much an asshole, but it's funner to say
shut up dickshit!
by saralin January 4, 2009
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Dickshit

An insult so vile and low it can only be used to describe the most horrifically cruel and evil person.
Your parental units are such Dickshits for making you babysit your grandma!
by tELLmEyOURSfIRST May 30, 2003
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Dickslicksia

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
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Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!
by Sarge AC October 27, 2008
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dicksmith

A person (usually male) who is expert in forging dicks. He can make good quality dicks, which are dicksword, dickknife, dickaxe, dickspear, dick-plate armor and dick-chain armor.

In early 1700s, someone from blacksmith association got caught while forging his own dick. He tried to defend his technique but because of it's very dangerous risk, he was expelled from the association. He felt that he shouldn't waste his talent, so he traveled around the world in order to make his technique even better. His masterpiece was the Lightning Dick of Mass Destruction, which was created when he was in Hawaii. Since then, he kept creating many more deadly dick-weapons. He went to Japan to make the dick-katana for Kurasa Takada. Once he got lost somewhere in England, he managed to create the dick-magic wand which used by one of the Hogwarts' students. His last creation was the ring named "Lord of the Dick". Unfortunately, he came to his death when tried to use it as an dick accessory.
A: Do you know the man named Kuobati Anumu? I want to order a dicksword.
B: Ooooh, that popular dicksmith. Let me show you his house.
by zedkiel January 17, 2008
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Lacka dickalitis

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.
Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.
by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009
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dicklit

Term sometimes used to refer to a wordtransman/word's clitoris.
by alice November 7, 2003
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