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Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.
Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?
by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019
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Dick Slip

Similar to "nip slip" a "dick slip" is when a man's penis slips through the hole in his boxers at an inappropriate time.
"Dude! Dick slip much?"
by Andksbskd December 21, 2013
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Dickslicksia

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
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Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!
by Sarge AC October 27, 2008
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dickslop

the specimen that comes out of or off of one's male reproductive organ A.K.A penis.
Bro, I just got a bj from this chick and got my dickslop all over her face!!!
by bbbooobbb June 7, 2011
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cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."
by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010
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Dickstipation

When you poop out of your weiner and you don't know why.
You think your kidney stone was bad? I had dickstipation for two weeks straight.
by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009
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Dickslap

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye
SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!
by big titty bitch January 22, 2005
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