dickslapper 9000

this young and wonderful animal has a blue dick that can fly it also has a blue ass that can detach

your a dickslapper 9000

by Jaaroom March 9, 2017

Dicklapsed

When you dropped a dude because he wasn’t good enough for you then not too long later you’re back on his dick cause you’re slightly weak. It’s ok hunny you’ll get through it

Bella was doing so good dropping her toxic man until she dicklapsed, poor girl.

by Urban Ninja Bro September 6, 2018

Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.

by P.C.A. April 16, 2015

Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!

Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.

by TAYGEN March 30, 2009

Dicknapped

When a hookup’s dick is so bomb that you’re captivated and coming back for more. This is purely based on physical attraction to the dick, and nothing about the one who has the dick.

Friend 1: “My hookup was so good last night that I’ve totally been dicknapped.”
Friend 2: “So when are you guys hooking up again?”

by meatloaf536 May 24, 2019

dickslapper

dickslapper/dickslap
1. Term used to describe a homosexual. They usually enjoy pounding asses.
2. refers to one a less intelligence, used as a come back to a stupid sexual reference.
3. to jerk one's self

That Dickslapper stole my last banana.

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

dick-slapped

The female version of being pussy-whipped; when a female is "whipped" or controlled by her man

Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.

by ATM April 23, 2006