dickslap

To slap your penis over somebody's head or bodily parts

e.g.
Rob took his penis out and slapped it over Callum's head.

by Anon January 13, 2004

Dickslap

A popular chain text message of a man slapping a bimbo in the face with his abnormally large cock.
You must slap someone with this message.
No slap backs

dilt: hey have you seen dickslap yet?

Chris love: yeah I got slapped four times......but not by a text ;)

by Chester_the_molester April 21, 2009

dickslap

Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.

Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.

by CeeCee August 17, 2003

dickslap

A long home run in the game of baseball.

"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"

by SharperRock June 02, 2017

dickslap

Sex act, where a classy broad like myself takes the cock out of her mouth and slaps her cheek, then lips or neck and chest.

My boy turns into such a little pussy when I dickslap him. It's mah move!

by LoRr December 15, 2004

Dickslap

Adjective. A moron or jerk-off.

Sabrina:
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!

by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008

dickslap

To dress down, or otherwise verbally scold.

Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.

"They've violated the terms of our contract, perhaps a little dickslap is in order"

by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004