dicksionary

u use ur dick to read the dictionary

yo bruh buy me a beer lemme read my dicksionary for a secc

by ElitePlays December 22, 2016

dicksation

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up

Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?

by fofo92 June 21, 2009

Dickticious

V: The act of lying about ones penile size.

Dan: Bro, my schlong is like 19"

Ron: You are definitely being dickticious right now.

Dan: *cries*

by Mattian Wurdz, Ph.D November 28, 2009

dickgician

A person who is extremely talented at deep throat.

Bitch over here swallowing meatswords like a god damn Dickgician.....

by Heathan King November 21, 2016

Dickficiency

The lack of dick for everyone else due to others hogging all the dick for themselves.

There's a real dickficiency in this nation right now. More dick is needed.

by Big Dick Mcfuckalotty. March 22, 2017

Dicklicious

Something so delicious it nearly rivals the exquisite taste of dick.

As lovers ,Paul and Jim, shared a meat-lovers pizza, Paul remarked the intricate taste of the pizza, Jim compared the delicious taste of the pizza to that of dick. The lovers looked up from the steaming pizza, locked eyes and in unison excalaimed “IT’S DICKLICIOUS”

by Lil Cockslap April 4, 2019

Dickcision

A decision that is made by your dick rather than your brain.

I know she was Jimmy's girl and I shouldn't have slept with her, but i made a bad dickcision.

by A.J.L. February 18, 2010