Dickshrimp

A person who is acting in a idiotic way / somebody who thinks they're too cool but they are actually just plain rude

Oi come here you dickshrimp rude idiot cocksucker

by Cakemuffin March 3, 2016

dickshinery

a shiner; dickshine. someone who sucks too much weener, shines it.

what is this dickshinery?

by SuperDINOBadass May 30, 2009

Dickwrinkle

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

by Alex September 13, 2004

dickshine

1. An insult pertaining to a person who literally and very happily shines the penis.

Person 1: Hey, Michelle, how are you doing today? I admire you.

Person 2: Tom, you are a dickshine.

Person 1: I resent that remark.

by boobielachascopiecopielachasboobie June 17, 2008

dickspring

Noun. An old 70s or 80s school insult for a generally stupid person. Comparable to dicksplash or bellend.

Nothing to do with the former Irish minister of the same name, although his appearance in public usually resulted in much hilarity.

I was going to eat my cheese and ham sandwich for lunch, but dickspring here ate it first.

by rockandrollmachine November 21, 2016

Dickstricken

When a person takes out their dick and you’re terrified by the size.

When Vladimir took off his pants I was dickstricken!

by Guiostifer December 15, 2018

Dickshank

When your penis is sharp at the end. Kind of like a cone shaped structure.

"John! John! Wake up you fucking moron! You're poking me with your fucking massive dickshank!"

by Professor Dickslop May 21, 2019