dickscribe

Describing your dick (in audio , video and any other format )

She dickscribed my to all her friends. And my phone won't stop buzzing.

by Sudonym April 18, 2016

dickscape

a gay alternative to pronounce RuneScape.

(random fool): yo get on dickscape

(random fool's friend): you mean RUNESCAPE?

(random fool): no shit dumbass i make fun of everything

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfdfhdgs September 29, 2009

Dickscarred

the emotional effect of having been cockblocked

Dude that girl at the bar fell asleep on my lap while giving me a blowjob man, left me so dickscarred.

by Zvoe November 17, 2009

Dickscrepancy

When a man has very big hands, very big feet or is big and tall but his pinis is very small.

So you know Dave... well i hate to break it to you but the guy has a major dickscrepancy

by Lilonelu November 21, 2011

Dickscription

1) When you are recommended yams to slay by a third party.

2) When she is enthralled by the girth but cannot manage to describe it using her words.

Heidi gave Will and I a dickscription.

by Dr Velociraptor September 22, 2016

dickstrated

Frustration from lack of your mans manhood. Sex deprived. Being stingy with the "D" sex frustrated

Baby when you don't give me sex I get dickstrated Dick frustrated

by Shelley Bunn.Bunn August 10, 2017

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?"

"Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by Dr. J May 1, 2004