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DickWipe

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
by Tommysalami May 23, 2008
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Dickipedia

noun A person, usually male, who feels the need to demonstrate his intelligence by correcting or elaborating on an often insignificant aspect of your story.
I hate having a conversation with that guy around. He is such a Dickipedia, like Cliff Clavin without the charm.
by Pdx Doug January 7, 2009
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dickwipe

v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.

adj. same concept as asswipe,

a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"

adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe
by Axel Sel December 21, 2013
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Dick Pipe

The short piece of exhaust pipe sticking out the back of a vehicle. Commonly found on some economy versions such as the V6 Mustang. The dick pipe is just a single pipe sticking out the back at a curved downward angle and a beveled cut at the end.
I need to get a new exhaust system for my ride. I'm looking at a true dual exhaust to replace that ugly dick pipe setup.
by Bruce-GumChewz January 17, 2011
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Dickwipe

A person who is extremely rude and/or hated
Oh here comes the Dickwipe...

I wouldn't go near him, he's a dickwipe.
by Epi Rentis December 28, 2017
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DickWipe

"Stop pushing me you dickwipe"
by Nah KK November 22, 2019
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Dickpiphany

The sudden realization you only needed dick to calm all your thoughts
She had a dickpiphany, after she went out with Jacob.
by Njabe November 16, 2020
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